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I drew this, and I still stand by it. All you gotta do is watch like 3 episodes of any true crime murder thing and you'll notice that this little message here would solve a lot of problems. Just saying.


This patch is 3.5 inches by 5.5 inches (the print is that size; the fabric is cut bigger), hand screenprinted with white ink on black fabric (not canvas, I use broadcloth; it's thinner but the print looks 10x better), and it's heat set and washable.

Ki11 your local well you can read it don't make me write it here

  • If you want a refund, that's no problem. If you want to return something, that's fine too. Just get in touch!

  • I ship all small orders (under $20) in ENVELOPES WITH STAMPS. This keeps the shipping cheap, but there will be no tracking. With shirts or larger orders, you will get tracking info, via USPS. I am happy to ship internationally as well, though there is no tracking except for Canada for whatever reason.

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